Going through the pain so you don't have to, William Tell knows that he trots a fine line between funny and stupid, but he doesn't care -- he's laughing about it all the way to the pet store. His over-the-top antics make you grimace with fear and you often find it hard to believe that he actually enjoys playing the class clown. But William Tell laps it up and continues to defy the odds, despite your warnings and concerns. Other males in the pack tend to be a little jealous of William Tell, but the females find him simply dreamy. A die-hard good ol' boy, William Tell is more of a General Lee type than a Knight Rider, but give him enough time to think things through and he's sure to find a way to wreck both vehicles at the same time.
I always knew I had some star quality in me!
~Tell
