You can imagine my surprise when I passed by the bathroom and saw this sitting in the tub.
Dad had ordered some decoys to lure more wild turkeys onto the farm. They've been sitting in storage and were pretty dusty, so he was rinsing them off. Almost gave me a heart attack. Wicked looking things, even if they are pretend. He plans to set them out and try to fool the real turkeys into thinking this is turkey heaven and they should stick around. Well, he about fooled me into never going into that bathroom again, let me tell you. A dog's heart can only take so much.