What's all this white stuff? It looks like feathers. How do you suppose they got there? Oh, you're asking ME how they got there? Well, let me think...
(Blame Cap.) Hey, I'll bet Cap knows how that happened. I think he and Glynn had a pillow fight. Yeah, that's it. A pillow fight and they lost a few feathers.
No? Okay, let's see. Let me think. Okay, a duck was flying overhead and exploded. This is the fallout from a duck. How's that?
(Not buying the duck story either. Think, Tell, think.) Well, it might be that a fox came by and scared all the hens and they jumped right out of their feathers. Yep, feathers everywhere. What a mess.
( Still not believing me...this is not looking good.)
Those feathers sure are a mystery. Don't have a clue here. We may never know what really happened. Cap, quit pointing at me, will ya? How could anyone look at my innocent, puppy-dog eyes and think I did it? I was sound asleep the whole time that chicken got plucked. (Oops!)