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Saturday, January 10, 2009

Birdzilla Attack

You can imagine my surprise when I passed by the bathroom and saw this sitting in the tub.
Dad had ordered some decoys to lure more wild turkeys onto the farm. They've been sitting in storage and were pretty dusty, so he was rinsing them off. Almost gave me a heart attack. Wicked looking things, even if they are pretend. He plans to set them out and try to fool the real turkeys into thinking this is turkey heaven and they should stick around. Well, he about fooled me into never going into that bathroom again, let me tell you. A dog's heart can only take so much.
~Tell

13 comments:

Asta said...

Tell
That would nave scawed me to deaf ..those awe vewy scawy loooking biwds..I'm glad they awe only pwetend and can't huwt you
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey we thought they were real. I hope your dad's plan works.
Good luck with it Tell's dad.

tailwags
Noah

Amber-Mae said...

Woah! I f they were real I would cook them for dinnah!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Jackson said...

Oooo, J1 thought they were real at first. You can tell she's not a country gal! Give them a bite from me! J x

Maggie and Mitch said...

Whoa! They would have stopped us dead in our tracks too, Tell! We hope your dad's idea works! This might be beneficial to you too!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Agatha and Archie said...

Well we were SURE that they were real and ARchie could not figure out how thye got in your bath tub...Hope your Dad's plan works!! You will have to let us know11 Love A+A

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

Oh my dawg, you're lucky you didn't have a heart attack. That was not vewy nice of your hoomans to do that!

xxx Asta (Oz)

Peeee x. I have a furprise.

Eric said...

Jeepers. Mom's left the room screaming her square head off. Take care of your heart Tell. don't go near the bathroom again k?
Wiry wags. ERic xxx

Bae Bae said...

Ah... that looks so real and scary

~ Bae

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

We thought they were real too! And we were trying to figure out how they got in the bath tub. We hope your dad's plan works! Just think of how much fun it would be to chase them...and maybe even de-feather a few!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Stanley said...

WHOA, Tell!

Did you go into immediate attack mode after your heart started beating again?! Those are some scary plastic birds, man. The only plastic bird I've ever met is my pink flamingo, but if you ask me, I think you could take all 3 of them if you had to!

Goober love,
Stanley

Dewey Dewster said...

Wow Will....those decoys sure do look real....I woulda stayed away from them fer sure...we get those fellows up at our cottage...but only while we're gone...but we can always smell where they walked when get there.....aw....wonderful....

Dewey Dewster here....

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

OMD, Tell...we woulda ripped their faces off...or well I woulda...Stan woulda run, Scruffy woulda got that stoopid look on his face and barked...

and I would have attacked...

Nuff said...

Did he have to wash them in the bathtub???

And do other turkeys care if turkeys are dusty??

Must be a very clean species...

Gobbles...

Lacie